Yeah yeah, I know. It's the middle of the frigging school holidays. Bah, humbug.
In any case, here's an idea of what students should be taught in school in lieu of A-Maths, which you don't use, cos you have frigging excel anyway.
Principles of Complaining - Cutting through the red tape and getting your way with rude customer service types in 15 minutes or less.
Management management - Dealing with stupid bosses, and working with brain-dead corporate types.
Speed Reading (Basic/Intermediate/Advanced) - Sifting through half a ton of reporting dross for a grain of relevant information
Small Talk 101 - For all your socializing needs
Basic Flirting - Required syllabus, Small Talk 101. Going beyond lame pick-up lines
What Women Want - Or Unexplained Mysteries. Optional cirriculum. Degree in Advanced Metaphysics and/or PhD in Philosophy good to have.
What Men Want - Or, Alcohol, Sex and full contact sports. NC-16 for violence, explicit content and inappropriate language.
Any other courses or additional modules?
3 comments:
I actually aced A-Maths. But anyway.
1. Sports - Shooting arrows, or how to avoid that javelin coming your way)
2. The importance of being evil. - Because niceness simply means you get stepped all over on.
talking abt pick up lines, wat's the cheesiest ones u've ever heard?
Ooh, I don't get picked up.
Why don't YOU tell me what's the cheesiest ones you've heard?
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