Thursday, August 10, 2006

I Hate KTVs

Yes. You heard it right. This from a person that actually works in the financial industry, and used to be in a brewery.

I. Hate. KTVs.

You know the ones I mean.

I refuse to believe that I am so unattractive that I actually have to PAY somebody to sit with me and talk to me.

Fuck. I should be billing the ladies for sitting next to them and giving them a wonderful change from the fat, balding, off-key jerkoffs that they usually meet.

And how much for a bottle of booze? Are you 15 different kinds of stupid? Do they have any idea how much that costs in other parts of the world?

Yeah well, you can have your way with them you say. Big. Fat. Hairy. Deal. Tell me I can't do that exact same thing at a club, and the women there are even more attractive, and potentially more willing, by FAR.

Well ok, lemme tell you the ONE plus point about KTVs though. They have a good sound system, and you don't have to worry about time, so you can play at being a pop star for as long as you like, while your comrades get down and dirty and get their egos (and other parts of their anatomy stroked).

Come to think of it, I think that's the only reason why the guys go to KTVs. To get their egos stroked. Come on. Wanna get off, head to Geylang. $50. Max. I think.

Why the FUCK would you pay 700% to open a crap bottle of booze, keep your shirt on and suffer your ears to the indignity of hearing your friends sing?

Cos there is a possibility, however minute, that the gal might reject you? You might be shooting fish in a 330ml mineral water bottle with a 12 guage shotgun. But hey, you hunt and you score right? Whatever gets you off, Tarzan.

Me, I'm gonna head over to New Asia. With the government throwing tax-payer dollars all over the night sky, silly of me not to at least catch ONE decent display eh?


Jess said...

Have you read si's post? KTV can be very fun, when you're with the right person..

KTV girls.. hah.. they are a joke, but it's still a job.

New Asia has a great view, but so does my office *wink*

Vandalin said...

Well, it has been a while since I have been to Party World. Wanna join me? Heh.

Jess said...

Hmm.. sure, if you can sing Vincent, but not the Josh Groban version, he just killed the song.. bah

DirtyDancer said...

i used to think the only kinda men who go to the KTV pubs you just wrote about were fat ugly old and bald. until i started dancing at joo chiat. there i met friends of firneds of friends - scholars, lawyers, doctors, bankers. shocked me to hell... i thought ktvs were only for sammyboyers.

do you guys really take your clients to ktvs??? they say it's what happens in the business world. but i just can't imagine it to be true.

Vandalin said...

Let's just say that business and pleasure sometimes do mix.

And a nice suit and namecard sometimes just means you have the money to indulge.

I prefer to cut my deals over a dinner table. Others do it between a woman's thighs.

The Horny Bitch said...

U didn't go with people that can sing That's y!!

Vandalin said...

Oh... can YOU sing?